Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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4 hours later.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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That's Racist

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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CAS

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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