Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

What page are you on The gay page.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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