how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Anti Joke

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