What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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