A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Whats 0+0 0

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Anti Joke

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