what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Turtles

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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SAY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Anti Joke

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