yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Your mom goes to college

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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