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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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when debbie meets downer

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Knock knock *open*

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Your Mom

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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