I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A Jew returns change.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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the WNBA

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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i have two hands.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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