Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Anti Joke

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