Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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