That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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black chicken. kfc

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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My butt!!!!

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this is stupid .... yep

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Gays

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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