what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Anti Joke

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