Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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