(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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A man died.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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