- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

An irish man walks out of a bar

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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