What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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hi

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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E= McVagina

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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