Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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knock knock who's there aids

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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