T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Garry Glitters on here

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