what happens every day? People die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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I am black.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Anti Joke

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