What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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