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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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The child was fired from his job.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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