Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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