How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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