What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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