Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Blind people can't read this.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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lebron

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