Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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womans having rights.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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