You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Nickelback

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Roey Jegen

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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