Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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The NHL playoffs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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justin littleton. nuff said

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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