Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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