- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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