What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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whats a dick a dick

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