Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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NEVER

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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