What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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