Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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