Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What is 2+2? 4!

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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