There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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