A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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