What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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the midget went to the midget store

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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