What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Chuck Norris.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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sixty....eight.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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