A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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