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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Black people are clen.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Women's rights

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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