A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

BIG PENIS

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

A black man walks Into a bar.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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