Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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