What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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There's my tractor.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Do you play piano? No

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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hi

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Anti Joke

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