What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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salad days!

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Anagram.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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