milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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AVB

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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