Du bist mein Kampf

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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robin, get in the car.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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