Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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