the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Anti Joke

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