Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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david weres the slug gone

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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http://anti-joke.com/

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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