i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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