I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Male leadership.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

A women's opinion.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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