Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Land Rovers

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Why? Why Not?

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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