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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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b

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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one morning i turned on my tv

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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No

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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haha

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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A man buys free health care...

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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