What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Women

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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