What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Welcome To Facebook

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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