Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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