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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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