Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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YOU

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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1 Jew XD

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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bob saget

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Anti Joke

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