How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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How do you end a sentence

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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