Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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