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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

There is a car full of black people.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Anti Joke

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