I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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