What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Turkey Balls

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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