The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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what happens every day? People die

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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