- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

black people. that is all...

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Your mom goes to college

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

womens rights.

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