Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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poo

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Church.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Chikin nuggets

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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