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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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