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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Penis.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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