what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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I'm Coming

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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