What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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