You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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