whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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to see a bad joke look above

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Which is longer? A rope...

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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dislike this...please.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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