I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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