So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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