Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

hey

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

hi bye

all these jokes suck ass

Loner.

Wumbo

Poopsack Jones

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

redtube

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

So, this joke isn't funny.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Punching a baby

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A guy has cancer. He dies.

The jets are a good team..

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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