i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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No.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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