Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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The dewey decimal system

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Lil Wayne

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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