Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Anti Joke

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