Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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motley crew

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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