Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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pobody's nerfect

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Manchester City

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