Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Hey

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

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