Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Woman's Rights

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Rebecca Black.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What? Why?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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