How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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JEWS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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