Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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fava beans

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Jerry.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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your all shit at jokes

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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