roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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