How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Black people

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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