Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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who ever is reading this....

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Society.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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