In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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whats 2+2? 4

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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