roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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DANA

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Anti Joke

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