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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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