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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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sorry got to poo

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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