Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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