A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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An antijoke

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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