Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Women's Rights..

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Thanks

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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