Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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american government

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Amputations.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Basically

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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