what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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hi

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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This is not Will Smith.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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