How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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The child was fired from his job.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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No it doesnt..

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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