What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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sweaty black guy

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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HTML

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Smelly Indians.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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