i love antijokes

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Your mom.

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Shit!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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