Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Andy Carrol

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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