- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

whats 1 + 1? 2

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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