What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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