I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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women's rights.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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