Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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The Economy

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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