What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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