Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Im gay What about you

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Your mums a penis joke.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Fat people.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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OGC - tilt your head

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