Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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go F*** yourself

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What is cold? Winter

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the your face joke

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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sweaty black guy

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