What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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