How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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