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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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