what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Needless to say,

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