What's 6+2? 16

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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