Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Women's Soccer.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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