Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Snarf Nuggets

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Women's rights.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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