CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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