Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Baseball

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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