What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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