knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Steve Jobs.

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