speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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