"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What's 4+7 47

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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