"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What did the fish say? Moo

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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