What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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