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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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