im a selling a car

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Womens rights

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Dumbledore dies.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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