- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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