Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Thats what she said

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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