dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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if it's friday, it must be China

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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