- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

You are joking right?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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