you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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hola said the chinese man

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What is brown and sticky?

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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hahaha

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Knock knock *open*

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the your face joke

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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