What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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The horse said "nay."

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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poopy is poopy

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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