Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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