Women rights..

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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Slavery

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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