- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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