What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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