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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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