Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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So one day There's a normal average day cheerio walking down the street, just walking along, when all-of-a-sudden he sees the most gorgous frosted cheerio in the world. This frosted cheerio has the most out smooth curves and just sparkles all the time and he immiediately falls in love with this frosted cheerio. So he walks up to the Frosted cheerio and says "Oh my goodness, you are the most beautifal frosted cheerio i have ever seen in my entire life, your just so stunning! Do you wanna marry me?" "Oh thats so sweet of you" said the Frosted Cheerio "but we could never be together because im a gorgous frosted cheerio and your just a normal cheerio". Determined, the Cheerio decides to clean up his act, goes and quits his job at the newsstand and applies for a job at applebees working his way up through the chain of command until a few months later when he finally is manage and becomes a Honey nut cheerio. He then goes to the Beautifal Frosted Cheerio and says "Look at me now! Im a Honey Nut cheerio and we can be together!" "Oh i do appreciate the effort" says the frosted cheerio "But im a frosted cheerio and your just a honey nut cheerio and i dont think it would work out". Even more determined, the honey nut cheerio decides to quit his job at the applebees and decides to go to college and after 8 years of intensive practice, the Honey nut cheerio finally has his Doctor's degree in Optomology and becomes a Frosted Cheerio. He then runs to the Frosted cheerio and says "Look! Im finally a frosted cheerio we can finally be together!" "Oh, Wow" says the beautifal frosted cheerio "Now we can be together!" The two frosted cheerios go on to have an incredibly happy marraige and are in the process of naming their first born child. The husband cheerio goes to the bookstore and buys a young cheerio name book, but after many hours of searching the book has no good names. So the husband goes all the way across the country to get an even bigger book of baby cheerio names and yet, they still cannot find a good name for the first born. Taking a break from finding the name of their first born child, the couple visits their local carnival and after going on many rides the wife becomes quite thirsty so she asks her husband " Honey, could you fetch me a glass of sprite? so the Husband goes to the Sprite line and he waits and waits but the line is just too long. "Im really sorry dear, but the sprite line was just too long" "Oh its fine honey you can just get me some Coke" Happy to get his wife some beverage the cheerio finds the coke line but yet again finds that the line is just too long. "Honey, Im really sorry but the coke line was just way too long" Dissapointed, but still thirst the wife says " Well i guess i could settle for some fruit punch" So the husband leaves but unfortunatly, There was no punch line.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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