What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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