What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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