How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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