Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Seven

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Anti Joke

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