What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Asians

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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