the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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