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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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