What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Anti Joke

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