What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Poo LOL

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Good.

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Mrs. Welsh

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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